Friday, June 23, 2006

MAJALAH KHUSUS PRIA DEWASA

Weeeks ..jangan ngeres dulu trus yang cowo jangan pada ke kamar mandi dulu hihihihi gw cuman mo crita tentang majalah yang dah dipesen ke mbak mbak yang jualan koran deket ngetem mikrolet, 2 minggu lamanya tapi gw baru ambil kmaren pas hari selasa.



Itu juga pas gw lagi asik pedekate ama supir mikrolet , tetep usaha mencari JODOH, trus kok filing gw ada yang ngelirik getooo ya kayak flirtology di clear eh ternyata betul akang TOM CRUISE liatin gw mulu dari lapak. Ya sudah gw bawa pulang trus gw ajak tidur bareng deh hahahahaha sori KATIE HOMES dakuh kan juga se seksi PENELOPE CRUZ kekekekekekek

Gw beli majalah ini juga karna bapa ini, kita maen narcis narcisan di Y!M selamet selamet deh loe , kaga gw publish tuh Y!M kekekekek tapi tetep ajah glekkk wong dia emang hebat kok !!! klo gw kan cuman menang keren ama seksi doang wakakakakakak

Eh tau ngak seh, pertama gw buka nih majalah dah senyum senyum trus pas masuk ke halam berikutnya nyengir nyengir eh pas ke halaman selanjutnya dah mo keluar aer mata gila gue kaga tahan liat cowo cowo seksi dan waaaa sorga LAKE LAKE banget trus pas masuk berikutnya gw dah mo ketawa pas halaman terakhir dan selese baca gw ketawa ngakak trus sempet bengong dan terkagum kagum teriak gilaaaaaaaaa

Oke ini ekpresi gw, trus gw coba ke ibu ini , nahlo napa jadi rusak kek gini pas makan siang wakakakakakak tapi dia sempet ngomong gini kek gw.


ibu ini : day, ntar klo raihan dah GEDE buat dia yah

gw : HAH !!!

Gw masih lom puas, besok pagi , biasanya kita kita klo pagi tuh suka ngumpul di kantin sambil baca baca lampu merah, tabloit TOPLES hihihihi dan sarapan. Nah gw taro tuh majalah di gerombalan cowo cowo yang menurut gw STRAIGHT MAN & TRENDY GUY, yaaa keliatan dari koleksi gadgetnya doang seh. Dan apa yang terjadi...

MAN : bu day, nih majalahnya gw mah cuman baca live report ama F-1 doang

gw
: trus yang laen kok gak diliat

MAN
: iiiiiiih..... * sambil menggeliat geli geli basah geto *

gw
: wakakakakakakakak


Nah loh jadinya ini majalah buat sapa? sepertinya harus gw ganti jadi COSMOPOLITAN kumpulanMEN hanya untuk DAHLIA wakakakakakakakak



26 comments:

Anonymous said...

haduwwh..tamba cakep aja bini tua saingan gue..itu efek sephia atau fotographernya emang jenius? mantaph dah dipasang jd cover majalah khusus pria dewasa

*hanya memuji*

Anonymous said...

ngakak abis ... :)

Anonymous said...

Hhhh... Ampun ampun... Gw cengar cengir sendiri jadinya..

Yulia said...

Tau aaaahhh!!!!...wakakaakakakkk..dasar!!!!

Innuendo said...

hahhahaha....

duh itu lengannya tom krus kayak telur...

TaTa said...

mimpi apa yah si tom cruise semalam ??? wahahahaha ....

Anonymous said...

gokiiiiiilllllllll..

huahahahaha..

haduww eike kan msh dibawah umur g boleh baca majalah kya gitu :p

Badrul. R said...

hohoho.. gka percaya tomn cruise kaya gitu.. hehehe.

eniwei.. i'm back ke dunia blogging with cerita yang lebih parah.. hahahaha

Anonymous said...

gillaaaaa :))

eh mas Tom tuh kudu lu tarik-tarik tuh biar makin tinggi *apanya yg ditarik???*

wakakakakk

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha... *ngakak* dahlia.. gilaa.. makanannya cow smua.. aduhh.. pertama kalinya gw ketemu yang kayak lo.. top dehh.. *two thumbs up*.. hahaha

Unknown said...

bujakkkk dah....

Iwok said...

Bagaimana rasanya semalam dengan Tom Cruise?
ada foto gw ngga disitu Day? :P

Anonymous said...

Itu majalah, lu gak boleh baca.... lu kan masih balita. :D

Bunda RaRa said...

DAHLIAAAAaa.....g rasanya ingin menjeriiiiit ...!!!!

Dini said...

wahakhakhakhakhak..
menggeliat geli-geli basah...
:p

Fitra Irawan said...

TomCat jadi diganti sama TomDal? Yahhh syukurlaaahhh at least bukan jadi TomPel.....

Thanks ya bu atas advise nya...iya nih lagi kering oase nya...jadi kaya diguyur lagi...hehehe *ujan kali diguyur*

syafrina-siregar said...

Gue gak terkesan sama sekali tuh ama tom krus.
Ame "tom simpenanmu"..nahh, itu baru gue terkesan. Ampe klepek2 dah...hihihihi

Anonymous said...

Ha ha Ha mas tom...pel pasti bulu kuduknya rontok eh syalah bulu matanya rontok degh diomongin molo

Jay said...

gyahaaa itu sih Majalah Khusus Pria Dahlia kaleee..

ester said...

kok ini foto mantan gue ada disini yak? tapi gapapa ding, berhubung mantan, ya udah deh...
dahlia, itu cowok yang pake baju garis2 bisa loe liat di friendster gue tuh. namanya epa. bodinya? ga kalah ama tom kruis dah, hehehe

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